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  4. phanphanphan:

    part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

    (via bodtassbitch)

     

  5. batter-sempai:

    itspoonanjimarsha:

    rampant-noodle:

    feekins:

    rampant-noodle:

    rampant-noodle:

    its dead week

    my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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    she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

    i’ve decided to join her

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    burritos don’t have to take tests

    Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

    no

    those are taquitos 

    those are our children

    why are you having children with your sister

    Can I eat your children?

     
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  7. batter-sempai:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    There are two kinds of parrots…

    Punk rock parrot, it even has the hair.

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

     
  8. secretaryofsass:

    look at all those chickenths

    (Source: funnywildlife, via dutchster)

     
  9. canadican:

    rider-waite:

    lauramain-sherlolly:

    dudeufugly:

    wivalamine:

    shahlalalalala:

    earthlyscum:

    can someone bring capes back into fashion

    when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

    Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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    The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

    reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

    do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
    the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
    wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
    whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

    WHAT

    WHY WOULD YOU

    WHY WOULD YOU

    WHY

    (Source: xchaospixiex, via releasemyeffinflamingos)

     
  10. “Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.”

    (Source: ggrint, via hajabeg)

     
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  13. celestial-sexhair:

    me as a celebrity

    (Source: hummelilde, via releasemyeffinflamingos)

     
  14. fantasydesire:

    ihatepantsss:

    Amen for this woman’s existence

    she’s amazing 

    (via y-0uth)

     
  15. rosaparking:

    theglimmer:

    American Horror Story: Freak Show.

    BRUHHHFVSK

    She got..3 tiddies…

    (Source: fionagoddess)